bjlangley

A Star Wars based entry for the current humour/comedy groups challenge. 

For this weeks challenge. (Guess who forgot the number?) Didn't really have time for a polish (my wife is going to drag me away from the PC in the next 30 minutes...) but it's her fault that this story exists, she has the flu, and I had to take her to the doctors. 

At the weekend I was lucky enough to see the movie masterpiece that is ‘xXx’. As I am sure that all of you know (well, those of you that have seen it) this movie is the Best Action Movie Ever™. That movie, that very, very special movie, has inspired me. It has inspired to me write my own adventures featuring the World’s Best Action Hero™ Xander Cage. 

Just a piece I wrote for a bit of fun. Anyway, bits in italics are songs - in some places even the names are in italic, too many to change to and from. You'll have to imagine the dancing and music yourselves, but you're an imaginative lot, so I'm sure you'll cope ;o)  

You probably need to have seen Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles back in the day to get this. My excuse is that my brother was a big fan, and had loads of toys. 

An edited version of (I am) Roadkill - I hope this version is a little clearer. Also - which title do you prefer..? 

For Comedy Contest 3 

A flash 

A late entry (an hour and a half!) to this weeks flash fiction contest. Week 56, isn't it? Roots. Apologies if I've left something grammatically shocking in there, I'm so close to collapsing on the keyboard here, that I may have missed the blatantly obvious.