The Dave

This is chapter 1 of my oh-so-clever, post-cynicism, media savvy novel. It's about Jack, who's world-weary misanthropy and unpleasant sex-drive are exacerbated when his girlfriend goes on Big Brother to reveal their most intimate secrets and gung-ho Americans buy up the accountancy firm he works at. Is he going to take it lying down? Probably. Will he moan like hell and fantasise about killing or f**king all concerned? Almost certainly...