First is 'As A Dodo', The Obituaries you'd really like to see, by George Poles and Simon Littlefield, from Summersdale Press- Sandi oksvig says of it; 'I just died laughing.'

Second; 'Queer Fish In God's Waiting Rom', by Lee Henshaw, from our pals at Legend Press; Dom Joly says; 'Like some stoned new Kerouac, simply brilliant'... this one's a novel, and the blurb says;

'I wrote this book to ask a girl to marry me. It contains instructions on how to build a blackcurrant bath bong and features a talking fanny...and she still said yes.' Set in and around New York, Mexico and Caracas, Queer Fish is a cautionary tale for elder brothers and their new girlfriends.

WWmail me your addresses and first come, first served.

These have now been snapped up.