Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a cry for help from the super-hero dedicating himself to 'Strewth, Just his, and the My Way or the Highway'.
Alarming reports are spreading like a rash through the lands of Blog and Twit that 16 prisoners from the dungeons of Obnoxious City have escaped and are heading our way.
An emergency call has also been sent out to Nick The Hewer and the last Brady from the Bunch who are, as we speak, winging their way to suck up to Sugarman.
This Dirty Dozen and a quarter's mission? To boldly go where no one in their right mind would want to go; to explore new worlds, to cross the notorious Market Gap in the Retail Space continuum and con a few quid out of the local aliens.