I enjoy your reviews very much, Zettel, whether or not I agree with them - and whether or not I've seen the film yet. They add a lot to the richness and variety of WW, and I hope you'll keep 'em coming.
(Trolling WW doesn't tend to work, because everyone's interested in a proper conversation/discussion/argument, and can't be bothered to react to someone who's obviously just trying to pick a fight. Which must be irritating for the trolls, but is much nicer and more fruitful for the rest of us.)
Zettel doesn't need defending by me, but I wanted to add that the reason I like his reviews so much is because he's such a good writer. I don't really care what his opinions are; I just love the fact that so often the way he uses words is more than the sum of their parts. Nancy Banks-Smith has the same ability, and I also read her reviews for the way she writes more than what she writes about. I don't know if the criticiser here is serious but I'd be interested to see if his/her writing has the same quality. If not, then maybe there's something to be learned from Zettel.
I have been posting Zettel's Strictly reviews to a friend who was a great Strictly fan. She, in her turn, posted them forward to her son who is doing a post-grad journalism course, as an example of good writing. I couldn't agree more.