Go on then... hit us with it... gently...

Hi Dee,
Oh, God, I don't believe this, I'm nervous!!
Yes, come along woman, get on with it! It's like Christmas, only not nice and there's no decorations..

I just hope no animals this month, alive or dead. I still wake in a cold sweat some nights thinking of that bloody parrot. (Hi Jumb )
Where is Jumb, by the way?

And do I get extra points if I can get Patrick Stewart in there somewhere?

x
tc

Yeah... Where is our Jumbo?

What ever it is, it can't be worse than a dead parrot. Can it???
Sue

Oh yes!

Oh, Sue..you could regret that remark so much!!

Do you think she's forgotten?

I reckon it's a real b*****d and she's too scared to post it!

Let's face it... we could all regret that remark so much!!

Look, there's no need to panic! I'm here!

Have you noticed that old wordy has gone very quiet? I think she's more nervouse than us! After all how can she beat and opening car door and a dead parrot?

Jumbox

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Ooops! Typo alert! Should've said 'an opening ..'

Well? Where is she then? I'm going to be too p*ssed to be able to respond to it soon...

Me too! Thant's probably what she's banking on...

Is there a smiley for 'hic!'

Still nothing? Bah! She's going to wait til t'clock strikes 12, I bet..
or she's busy writing hers...or, (hopefully ), is baking scones again.

Does anyone remember who's got my spade, by the way?

You still there Sue?

I'd like to comment on your Bathroom of Seclusion but it's restricted to group members only...

Your little tale in the comments section about the glue reminds me of a friend’s 3 year-old (why are they always 3?) who got up VERY early one summer morning and entertained herself with a pot of brilliant white gloss and a paintbrush. As her parents said, it was an interesting experience waking up to find the duvet had been painted…

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Yes Sue,
I wanted to comment too. I could really relate to the story except I haven't had a bath for... a very long time (have got shower, though)

Okay. I've just sent out a search party.

When was the last time anyone heard from Wordy? Who was the last person to speak to her? Who knows what she was wearing when she went missing?

Perhaps she's doing an Agatha Christie on us!