Of course, when I said 'she' I really meant 'shi' the new politically correct, non-gender-specific, pronoun acromym for She-He-or-It.

Sorry about that!

Jumbo X (p'raps we should check the socks!)

I'm very sorry, I didn't know that was a private conversation. My socks are very bright pink, if it helps.

Oops, I've just done it again, haven't I?!

What have you done again, Swanny?

And, in any case, I like a chap that can wear bright pink socks!!

Mmmm... me too...

I've eavesdropped on your private conversation again. But I've got to say it, before you speculate any more about men in pink socks - I'm a girl!!

Oh damn! So that date's off then?

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Sorry! But I can lend you my pink socks, should you ever need them...

So, perhaps the time is right for a gentleman's excuse me!

Morning chaps, chappettes and chaplettes (and to your socks of many colours)

Just Uploaded RLG1

now I can have a read of the others and see how flat on my face I've fallen.

:0

Colin M.

Ooh I'm all a-quiver with excitement...5 more days to go!! 5 more days to go!

A little nervous though...what if you all think my RLG is rubbish??! Just remember what we did with a dead parrot before you jump to any conclusions!! Eurgh...that sounds horrible.


Nahed

Look, I hope you're not going to give us anything too difficult!

Jumbox

Too difficult John??? Too difficult?? Says he who thinks Parrots are easy to write about...

Anyway, we are all fine, gifted writers - we can handle anything! Can't we?

Nahed

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