Yes, EP, I saw that.
Good, innit!

Jumbox

Hi Sue, everyone

No, it's this pesky two-day rule. I have one of The Beds ready to go, but it won't let me upload it.
I'm irritated, hard to keep all things in the air when you are restricted like this. I'm RLG-ing, revising old poems and want to re-post AND need to catch up in the Beginner's Group, but I can't go any faster.

My bed piece reads like a poem...bit worrying in a way. I have to keep telling myself 'write prose, write prose', but it doesn't seem to work! haven't a clue what Anna will make of it, though I AM trying!

There are parrots everywhere! anyone just joining must think we're all totally batty..that'll be right, them.

By the way, who's round is it, Dee? I've lost track, but my glass is uncomfortably empty. Mouth like the bottom of a bird cage, too.

Wordy, can we have a promise for March - no bleedin' creatures, dead or alive!

x
tc

It must be Jumbo's round... after that line... it was good though, wasn't it...

ee.

Yeah, in the end, I bow to Jumb's choice. (ooh, it's hurting tho'!) Not bad at all, got the site almost jumpin'!
No doubt in some dusty corner of WW there are those who don't approve..hello folks, welcome to the world!
These are just for you:
Childish, huh?

x
tc

Now just look here! This is all very confusing. I can't stand all this adulation (is that the word). I'm still recovering from all those nasty names you called me four days ago, and now this!!

(Four days ago? It seems like weeks ago!!)

But thanks, team. We dun good, didn't we!! Three cheers for us.

The drinks are on ... (it hurts, but I'll say it) ... me

Jumbox

Great! Mine's a....large coffee. Maybe I'll wait until this evening!
Been fun this, though!

Sue

Fun? You call this fun!!

I don't get out much!

Sue

Ooh, I've had an idea! How about in December (if RLG is still going by then, it's a long way off, I know) we have a challenge to write something that contains all the lines that have been given throughout the year, in the order they were set?

I'm going to hide very quickly now, to avoid all the rotten eggs and tomatoes I can see flying my way...

there ought to be a bloody good prize for that one!
Sue

Sam

I'm sorry? Have you nothing better to do?

Didn't you see all the trouble I got myself into with this month's line, and now you come along and suggest something like that.

Bloody good idea, though. Dee will LUV it!

Jumbo

(Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm hiding)

I DO!!! I DO!!! I DOOO!!!

But god help us when we get there…

ee.
x

Damn!!!

<Added>

So how do I link opening a car door with a dead parrot? Can't be that hard!

As she opened the car door she changed her mind. I knew she would.
"Look at those feathers," she said. "All over the bloody place. What do we do now? I just can't go through with it."
Typical. If the parrot hadn't died at that exact moment, I think we would have been alright.

Sue