Okay, here it is. An hour ahead of schedule!

If the parrot hadn’t died at that exact moment, I think we would have been alright.

So, there it is. Good job February's a short month.

Can we ask anyone who posts a piece to put a comment on this thread so that we don't miss any. Thanks.

Good luck - and I'm just glad that no one has my private address!!

John

BASTARD !!!!!!!!!

Thanks Dee. I haven't laughed so much for a long time!!

Cheers!

John

Hey, you're not going to believe this, but I wrote a fab poem with that opening line just the other day..

Jumbo, words cannot describe what I would like to do to your body at this moment, no, not even MY words.

Just you wait til April!

BASTARD

x
tc

I'll hold him down for you, tc...



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Hey... this could be fun...

;))

Ta Dee. Keep him still 'till I get back with the red-hot poker, the branding iron, thumbscrews, leeches and pineapple chunks.


tc

Sorry? Have I upset someone around here?

Cuddly Jumbo x

Well, I dunno about anyone else, Jumb, but I'm sick as a parrot...and a dead one at that...


(love ya, really.)
x
tc

Noooo Nonononono. Whatever gave you that idea Cuddles?

Hold the pineapple chunks, tc... I'll bring the creme fraiche.

ee.

Jesus H. Christ, what a line! Was it the pink wafer biscuits that did it John? Call me insane but I think I can manage a story about a dead parrot. Christ, then again...a dead parrot!

Steven

Is that the less fattening sort?

Now hold on a minute, Steve. Butting in like that!

The 'less fattening' comment referred to Dee's creme fraiche, of course, not Steven's parrot!

And I haven't had any pink wafer biscuits. Weren't they Wordy's?

I still don't know what all the fuss is about!

Jumbo (slightly shocked, and obviously under-appreciated)

If you’re referring to the crème fraiche, O Cuddly One, worry not. You ain’t going to get to eat it…
Ha ha... Ah ha ha ha!

Some sort of refreshing, aromatic body moisturiser?

If that's what you want to call it...