Ere? Oo’s calling my RLG a fragment. Bloody cheek!! Just wait till it’s his turn… or perhaps not… his RLG line will probably be 500 words on its own…

Jumbox… I can never resist a challenge…

CWNx… I think it’s Cuddly Wordy Nahed. Or… Curvaceous Wobbly Nahed. Or… Crumbumbtious Wonderlicious Nahed…

eex

My spellchecker is about to explode.

<wiping tears from her eyes>

Who's peeling onions??

Well I've never been called Wobbly before...well I have but I'm not going to publicly admit to that...!

C is for Confuse'us, W for Wordy, N for Nahed

Confuse'us say: keep up mate!

Hey listen...now that everyone is here and by everyone I mean...me. Can we have some indication of when the RLG will be posted...as I'd like to get my sleeping bag ready, a flask of strong coffee made, a HUGE bag of Dorrito's poured into a bowl and maybe a couple of packs of those Pink Panther wafer biscuits that I buy because I pretend my son likes them when he doesn't and they're really for me - and sit it out in front of the monitor with fingers poised over the keys. OoooOOOh it's just like the January Sales!

Confuswordnahed x

Dee, who's he? lol. John, I can't write in a dark room, it's bad for the concentration. I too would like to know when the RLG is going to be posted. And Wordsworth, I want some pink biscuits now, or just a fragment of one

Steven,

Who's he??? You're in for it now mate!! El Presidento will probably have you carted off to take part in 'I'm a Writer - Get Me Outta Here.'

Dee, does your spellchecker really work when you're composing forum threads? Or are you just jesting? Or is it jest justing? Who knows. Best ask Wordy!

Which reminds me, Wobbly (may I call you that?), the line will be posted as close to midnight as I can manage. That might mean later this evening - or it might mean early (or later) tomorrow morning (depends what I get up to tonight after a raw steak and a can of Guiness!!)

So stay by your monitors and Be Prepared (as the old Boy Scout's thingy used to say). Woggles polished and ready!

John

Johnx,

I have in the past come close to eating the sofa in frustration after composing a long and brilliantly witty posting only to find, when I try to post it, I’m told I have to log in again and the whole thing has been wiped.

So now I write everything in Wordy… sorry... Word… and then paste it into the thread.

Am I boring or what?

If I’d know you were posting the RLG tonight I’d have had a lie-in this morning. I can’t go to bed now until I know what we’re up against… probably a wall in Stevex’s case. Haha…

eex EPx

ps – put your sunglasses on or you’ll be dazzled by my woggle.

x

Only THREE HOURS to go... It's like waiting for another millenium... you still awake Jumbo?

ee.

Yup. I'm here. Only 75 minutes to go.

Okay, so it's done.

It's in the Writing Exercises Forum with a topic title of RLG 2.

I'm off!!

75 minutes? Then it looks like I just got back in time! 'lo everyone.
What HAVE you been on whilst I was away? Not another barch of scones, I wondered what the secret ingredient was..

Jumb, loking forward to the unveling of The Line to end all lines, (or to start them , I suppose).
Getting my poetic muscles limbered up and rubbed down with some nice linament so's they're all gleaming, sleek and trembling with anticipation when the moment comes.

Have fun with this one everybody, see y'all at the finish line!

x
tc