Oh but it fits in with the story!!! Oh go on...

An elephant steak Sue???? Surely you're not suggesting that the florist should eat Babar????

I am very distressed now, you can tell by the overuse of punctuation!!!!!

If you ask me, he deserves it! And that rhino rival of his. Oh dear - I've gone right off now. I'll have to do some work instead of all this. Damn!

Blimey!
You lot sound like you've been on the booze already. The idea of us all starting with Naked John's first line and then using our Instant Story starter did pop into my head this afternoon when I was trying not to kill someone at workfor being one box short of a pallet and costing the company a few grand. The connection (kill someone - double whammy on the story) made me wonder whether I need to change my medication...

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ps, small typo Jumbo - there's no 'r' in 'naked'

Sorry, I'll put me socks on. (Slight pause while I bend aching back.)There, is that better?

I think we're getting hysterical now - well I know I am! Off to the fridge to get a glass of wine.....

Sorry Sue. Did I spoil your concentration?

Well there was that mental image
Oh dear. This thread has got to go. I've done no work at all!!!!!

Take a tip from an expert, Sue... switch to red... you don't have to keep getting up to go to the fridge...

You're not wrong there. It's the wine left over from yesterday too (a miracle in itself) and it's a little sharp! Still, I shall persevere.
I am working honest.......

Oh, nearly forgot... yeah that Levis advert...

Phwoarrr!!!

That wasn't you, was it John?? There's a certain similarity... especially without the socks...



(he's going to make Feb's line soooo difficult!)

Yup, and it's getting harder by the minute!!

Steady on!!!!!

I think that on this last page, there's been a spread of winkatitis..yes I said winkatitis

So are we or aren't we? Will it be Jumbo's first line (RLG) together with the outline of the story selected for us this Feb??

Where's tc? Has she packed herself awf?

x

Didn't she say she was moving today? has she gorn orf? Will we ever see her again?

Alas poor tc... I knew her slightly...

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