Another baleful, chilling dream emerged, fearsomely growing, horripilating, in Jasper Kessler's lonesome mind. Nobody outside perceived, quite reasonably, such tumultuous upheavals. Vilely, within, xysters yawed zealously..................

LOL.

Actually, by calling David early, Frank gave his initial joke little meaning. Now only poor quality, radical surgeons try using viagra with Xmas yuletide zest.

Did someone say it had to make sense?

John

Richard -

I must hve a go at this one:

All boring content dumped, excised for greater harmony. I just keep looking masterful now, on purpose, quietly reading signs that understandably veto wickedly x-raying your zip.


Here is an attempt to do it backwards:


Zealous young xerox women valiantly undertake to surpass regulated quotas. Perhaps only new machines let keen juniors, incanting hocus-pocus, generate forty excellently duplicated copies by alchemy.

(I would have liked to use 'wantonly', but Nell got in there first.)

Regards,

JohnK.

Lovely, lovely!

Another body carpeted Deirdre’s eaves. Fallen gentlemen hidden inventively. Jerk killing left many necrogenic ornaments. Pot-plants quietly replaced. She titivated using viscera, wearing xeric Y-fronts zanily.

Maybe not so lovely!

Funny though...

Yes, nice one, Peter.

Arise bedloving champion, douvet eject, forsake grave, hustle inertia, just kick lazy mindless narcosis. OK, promise.Quite resolute. Suddenly tiredness undermines very weary xpert. Yawn, zzzzzz.

(It's cheating I know but too tired to trawl through dictionary)

Not cheating, Sue, inventive.

After breakfast Clare decided enthusiasm for going home in january keenly left many new opportunities pending. Quietly refreshed she turned untiringly, veering westward xanthipped yet zouking.


Xanthipped from xanthippe ( shrew like )

zouking a guadeloupian creole party)

Brilliant David!

David -

I agree - brilliant. A meaingful story, and an eductation thrown in for free. I wouldn't have thought it possible.

Regards, JohnK.

applause gratefully received thank you

I have tried writing an alphabet poem but in order to make it have metre it is meaningless


All beasts captured
die eventually
freedom ghosts hide
in jeopardy
killing leaves mutilation
necrosis openly
past quells rememberance
silent tribes unruled
vulpine wary Xhosa
yelling Zulu


( Xhosa a member of a bantu speaking tribe or the language of the people which also includes Zulu)

A little poem from someone who doesn't write poetry

Autumn -
Brown conkers,
dewy evenings,
foggy gossamer,
hoary ice,
juveniles kicking leaves, mindless.
Night overshadowing,
passions quietening,
rivers swelling,
trees undressing,
voracious winds, X-rated, yawling, zealous.