Ladies, you ought to stay in more! Mr Big's catchphrase is Abso-f******-lutely. TC, as you suggested, I've posted this on the archive - thanks for the tip!

I've only just got in and seen it. Thinking cap on now!!

Al, we usually post 'em as 'proper' bits of work in the main Archive - you'll see it littered with RLG pieces over the next few days...Or not, as the case may be, given Col's stunning line!
I'm hopeless at rhymed verse! Lunchtime G&T called for to aid inspiration.....Think I'm going to need a few of these
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tc

TC, I heard on the radio yesterday that Juniper trees are dying out, so drink as much gin as you can before it's extinct!

Gosh, probably my fault! How depressing
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tc

Well... this has got us foxed, has it not? I've done mine but it needs an edit and I can't upload until tomorrow anyway... and then I'll have to decide whether to post it or the PFTG biggy - The Battle of Bradda Head (shameless plug # 167)

Ho hum...decisions, decisions...

Dee

Yeah Dee, same same. I think RLG will have to wait but it's coming, Colin, don't worry. You're not going to put us off with a little rhyme like that...

Elspeth

I best start on one myself in order to dig myself out of this hole.

I think I might emigrate.

Colin M

Oh aye, I thought I should say that I just made it rhyme to give people that option, there's no need to adhere to it. I'm not. - unless I do two.

Colin M

You'll have to do at least six before we'll forgive you...

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well, I mush shay,...ifeel berrer about it all the time.. wayhey for the RIP, no I mean RSVP..oh you all know wharImean.
Colin, I really LOVE you...no, I do really,really luff you...
hic
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tc
well on the way to wiping out the Juniper tree population all on her very own

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where's Jumbs?

I once tried to make juniper wine... spent three years on it and it tasted just like water! Stuck to red wine out of a bottle ever since.

Jumblies is on his jollies... back soon.

Dee.
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Stuck to red wine out of a bottle ever since.

Atta girl, Dee! Why bother with a bleedin' glass!
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tc

'bleedin glass'? Oh? Is that what the red stuff is? Thought it was wine... better stick to the gin... you got world rights on juniper berries, tc?

Dee

There's room for two..Bombay Sapphire or Gordon's London?