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by Colin-M at 09:27 on 01 May 2004

He opened his gown and gave her a beam, but Jenny was shocked, and she let out a scream.

Colin M.

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Re: * * * RLG 5 * * *
by Sue H at 09:29 on 01 May 2004

Ah.....! Um......!
No - no, inspiration yet!
Sue

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actually......

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by Dee at 09:33 on 01 May 2004

Ohhhh... myyyyyy... godddddd...

Colin, I think I could grow to hate you...

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Re: * * * RLG 5 * * *
by Colin-M at 09:34 on 01 May 2004

Sorry about that. I had a non-rhyming version of this at first, but when I read tc's post I changed it a tad.

Colin M (still waking up)

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by Dee at 09:41 on 01 May 2004

Right, tc! Spade or no spade, I�m coming to get you!!!

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by tinyclanger at 10:36 on 01 May 2004

Dee, everyone...I'm so, so sorry!....
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THE BLOODY THING TO RHYME!!!
Gee, thanks Colin..thanks for nuttin'!
tc trudges in the wistful rain up the garden, spade heavy in weary hand...begins digging her own grave....

x
tc

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by Al T at 10:57 on 01 May 2004

Hi all, this is my first attempt at a RLG, and judging by my efforts, it might be the last!

He opened his gown and gave her a beam,
but Jenny was shocked, and she let out a scream.
�You�re wearing last season�s La Perla!� she cried.
�But, Sweetie, it�s vintage! That can�t be denied.�
Jenny shook her head firmly and stuck to her guns,
�It�s greying and fraying, and as for your buns,
They�re sagging and spotty with wild tufts of hair,
And your jungle bikini line - don�t wanna go there!�
Hence forth to the salon for serious waxing.
The life of a drag queen is so Goddam taxing!

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by Dee at 11:00 on 01 May 2004

Brilliant!!!
Abso-f*****g-lutely brilliant!

Dee

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by Sue H at 11:01 on 01 May 2004

Fantastic. Absolutely brilliant. May you write many more RLGs if they're going to be like this. Brightened up my day no end!
Sue

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by Al T at 11:07 on 01 May 2004

Thanks, guys! Dee you're making me think of Mr Big. Why did Carrie Bradshaw get him and not me :-( ? Some girls have all the luck!

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by tinyclanger at 11:15 on 01 May 2004

Nice one Al! You gonna post it on the main Archive and give everyone a laugh and some inspiration?
Lor, I donno what I'm going to do with this one...
x
tc

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Re: * * * RLG 5 * * *
by Dee at 11:21 on 01 May 2004

Sorry Adele... probably going to embarrass the hell out of myself now but... I lead a sheltered life... Mr Big???

Dee

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by Al T at 11:23 on 01 May 2004

Dee, Sex and the City!!!

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by Sue H at 11:24 on 01 May 2004

Dee - I didn't know either!
Sue

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by Dee at 11:30 on 01 May 2004

Sorry again, Adele! Have to confess I never saw it...

Thanks, Sue, glad I wasn't the only one. Isn't this line a bitch though???

Dee

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