My lips are sealed...(which actually is a bit of a bummer cos I can't even get the gin down now).
But....just to titilate and tempt like the cheeky minx I am.....it's done, all hot and throbbing, sitting waiting to be unfettered...or is that Partick? I'm getting confused again.
And
I think it's a triumph of the totally senseless over the utterly banal..and if you can work that out, you're cleverer, (or soberer), than I am.
No spades tho'...or at least not yet, but there's time..

x
tc
<Added>Partick? Yup, I'm getting frisky with the whole damn team. No wonder they're crap, too tired to play footie after I've finished with 'em.