Yeah, come on everyone. I think it's only fair that we all take turns having a few days being the most loathed person on WW...must say I'm looking forward to mine! :-x
And just to keep you updated, my shortlist of possible lines is down to about 5 now..have had to discard:
"the rock jutted into the sunshine-drenched harbour like David Coulthard's chin";
"Oh, make it so!", tinyclanger moaned as Patrick swiftly unhooked her lycra sheath"
and;
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; I bought a new spade, but left it on the bus on the way home"
But there are some corkers left, don't you worry, folks. The reputation of the RLG is safe in my hands, (you can say that again, no chance of redeeming ourselves whilst I'm in charge)

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