and other words only found in newspapers.

garnered (as in, garnered five-star reviews)

funnyman (as in, funnyman Bob Snooks has garnered a rave reviews for his latest stand-up show )

More?

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rogue a.

I always like those "headline words" you get because they are 4 characters shorter than the normal ones.

Like "Briton" (or "Brit" if you're a tabloid)

"Tot" is definitely one, shorter than child or toddler or baby.

"Youth" for teenager

"Probe" for investigation

sex-romp

blaze

It's the art with which they use them that I like...
Some good ones in here http://www.mcgarvey.co.uk/2007/11/22/best-tabloid-headlines/
I woud love to be able to come up with naff puns like that and love so much more to get paid for so doing...

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(I particularly like the association with George W. in 'Moron Terror!'

Those are fab, aren't they! There's a sort of high-wire danger about a truly appalling (= very inventive) pun which is a joy.

Some of those border on genius, thanks for the laugh.

I remember someone joking that, come the day, the Sun will report the Queen's death thusly:

BAKED BEAN BROWN BREAD

Those puns are genius. Whatever you think of the tabs, you have to love their headline writers.

Wordsmith, I'm prolly being very thick, but I don't get it?!

Punning with rhyming slang is only one step away from pure evil!

Flora it's Cocker - knee rhymin' slang.

BAKED BEAN BROWN BREAD

Or as a genewine cockerneee would put it

BAKED BROWN