Ah, ain't that nice.

OK We're changing the name of the site - WriteDates - your one stop shop for eligible writers (actually, that should probably be illegible).

Now look, David, you're going to have to bear with me. I've been trying to find a wife for years, but the problem is they always back off as soon as they see me. The beauty of this site is that nobody can see me, so they fall in love, if only with the illusion. Now are you going to deny me my one chance of happiness?

Oh, and less of the illegible jokes, if you don't mind. I do jokes, you're in charge so you do 'serious'. Is that understood?

Isn't he masterful David, and up so early too!

Yes, I didn't realise I did 'masterful', it just came out, don't know what came over me. I'll probably get expelled now.

And yes, this 'up so early on Easter Monday' is a bit worrying. Are we sad, or what?