David, many thanks for the great tips. I think learning by heart is a really good idea as the poem is so short. Actually, I should 'fess up and say that the poem in question is my RLG5 contribution. Which leads me to Adam's advice: the truth is that I am a woman, and not the rather strange man who also appears in my ditty. I can pretend though. Method acting, why not?
I will decide in the next couple of days whether to go ahead with this or not and let you know.
On the footie, at least everyone can say that we woz robbed
Adele.