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    by Silverelli at 18:47 on 03 October 2005
    Here's an email I received:

    Swill Magazine wants fiction for its first issue. We like stories where
    things actually happen, stories where someone might die. We like
    stories with an edge, and we don’t like epiphanies. We also like it
    when the jokes are funny. The writing has to be good, and that doesn’t
    exclude any genres: the idea that literary fiction by definition
    excludes genre fiction is a crock. We don’t like Literature with a
    capital L. We do like literary fiction: we happen to think it includes
    the work of James Ellroy and Harlan Ellison. Oh yes, we also like sex,
    sometimes even in stories; it’s just that most people write so damned
    poorly about it. Mainly what we like are stories. Not symbols and
    themes and extensive descriptive passages, not paint-by-numbers
    well-structured tripe that fails to excite. (Symbols and themes are
    fine, interlaced within a story, but they can’t BE the story.) If
    you’re Faulkner reincarnated we’d be happy to publish you but frankly
    we don’t believe in you, and anyway you should be working for someone
    who can cover your drinking money. We prefer the Shakespeare approach
    to existentialism: question the meaning of life, then litter the stage
    with corpses.

    We are rogue publishers; we will put out our magazine as soon as it has
    enough material we like enough to publish. So the deadline is the
    sooner the better. And we are perfectly willing to run long short
    stories if we like them—more than 10,000 words may be pushing it, but
    not if we like it enough. Hell, we’ve read entire books.

    We’re not interested in material that’s been published anywhere, online
    or off. Simultaneous subs are fine. Please send submissions as .rtf
    attachments to swillmag@yahoo.com .

    Thank you and cheers,

    Rob Pierce and Sean Craven,
    Editors