Check this link. If that doesn’t inspire a few stories, I don’t know what will.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/4895948.stm

N...N...nasty!

Looks like the robbers got away by the skin of their teeth though. The reporter certainly gave the event good cover-age.

JB

Police said there was no sign of the robbers, but when the book was examined, local historian Nik Asriel found a crude wood-print one page 232. Although just as old as the rest of the book, the print appears to show two Chavs with little peaked caps, gormless expressions and crappy gold chains from Argos, trapped for eternity... bwahahahahaha...

Colin M

Bleugh?

or maybe

Yeurk!

Makes you wonder if anyone's going to claim it?

"Officer, I had no ideaabout great Uncle Jack."

Sarah

Unless it was just an ordinary school text book and the poor kid who owned it had one of those teachers who insisted you back your books - sheesh, kids and their weird humour eh?

I see a business opportunity here. If they can make gem stones out of your loved-one's ashes, well, how about a unique cover for a photo album of them...
Yeh, sorry, poor taste I know...

Sammy