I've just come back from a fruitful session of googling and discovered a site that we should all book mark.

Behold

Googlism

Stuck for a little inspiration? Just type the subject of your angst and it will deliver a plethora of ideas.

Go on, have a go

Geoff

You can also type in your name, or someone else's, which can be quite fun.

Emma

Oh dear, hours of post-pub (self-obsessed) fun:

catherine is victim of russian stamp hoax
catherine is a woman trying to create herself
catherine is the most beautiful girl in the world
catherine is worshipped as the patron saint of maidens
catherine is an animal communicator and healer

cath is inserted with soap and water 2 x day
cath is a hero because of her passion for fairness
cath is just an example of how pathetic our region is this year
cath is used to spot blockages


Sorry.....

Good fun. I think someone's having a laugh because I put in 'Wigan' and got;

Wigan is in education's super league

and

Wigan is uncommonly blessed with transport links

I work in Wigan and live 3.5 miles away and it takes me 45 minutes by car to get home.

It seems like such a simple idea but it's amazingly helpful if you have an idea that you're looking to put a bit of meat on.

Geoff

Rachel is a lesbian sex goddess.

I'm scared.

Rachel

'Leonard' results in a whole host of comments. The one I like best is 'Leonard is confused'.

I wouldn't mind meeting a lesbian sex goddess... the mind googles! Sorry I mean 'goggles'.

Len

emma is the european media masters programme for the delivery of european masters degree courses in digital media and multimedia production and post

emma is the analysis of concurrent and distributed telecommunication software

Oh dear, how depressing.

Emma

Great site!

I put in the prompt for the latest flash fiction competition (bitter end) and this one made me laugh out loud:

"bitter end is a mecca for newlyweds"

I love it when websites get ironic on me...

'Helen is a dream come true for any man'.....I could get to like this!
x
tc

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'Sorry google doesn't know enough about Tiny Clanger yet'...:(

james is a no
james is a girl
james is no fan of
james is james
james is back with "win shares"
james is new and big
james is not over
james is lara croft
james is no fan of exhibition
james is alive 'n kickin'
james is on the go
james is chris de burgh
james is a @#%$

Wonderful, though I take exception at the Chris De Burgh one.

JB

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My ironically favourite one is:

james is the only word of god today

Shortly followed by:

james is gay

Oh what fun!

Hmm

Quite like my first result, but not sure about no. 2 -

juliana is a goddess
juliana is demented

And there's a lot of truth in this:

juliana is one of the few species of aplysia that lacks the ink gland which produces the characteristic reddish purple ink

But much less in these:

juliana is unfazed
juliana is tall and athletic with short curly hair

And absolutely no truth in these:

juliana is a roman catholic parish located on the northwest side of chicago
juliana is an aspiring mechanic
juliana is a clever blend of wailing guitars

Much as I'd like this to be true...

juliana is definitely one with an amazing talent and ability to capture a listener's imagination

And -
juliana is no longer being called juliana and is being labeled as "jenny's friend

Who the f***'s Jenny?

They just go on and on. I always thought my name was fairly rare. Just me and a few nuns. Seems not... Hell, this could be addictive, but certainly not productive.

I always thought my name was fairly rare. Just me and a few nuns. Seems not...

Better than being an acronym, which is what mine is. Plus an Anglo Saxon queen and a Jane Austen heroine that even Jane said no one would like but herself.

Emma

darren is great on the fridge
darren is the pimp
darren is becoming increasingly drunk
darren is on top of the pops

Never had so much fun in ages!

Better than being an acronym, which is what mine is. Plus an Anglo Saxon queen and a Jane Austen heroine

I'm really, really sorry about this. Emma's also my rather ... er... large cat, who even the vet says isn't slimmable, as she's on steroids for an incurable skin disease. Incidentally, her slim brother is called Mojo.

Julie