A fine collection - most inspirational, some just amusing and none the worse for that.
Two that immediately appealed to me were:
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. ~Anton Chekhov
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. ~English Professor (Name Unknown), Ohio University
I didn't have time to get too far down the exhaustive list.