I just returned from a shopping trip(potatoes, cat food, Vileda mop) where I saw someone standing at a shop door that wasn't opening automatically. I live in a town where a person can stare at a door that doesn't open automaically as though the knowledge, strength, will-power to open the door had gone. Add this to seeing someone staring at a carrier bag that wasn't filling itself. What can all this mean? If one door opens automatically, shouldn't they all? If one shop has a packer, shouldn't they all? If one story appears online shouldn't they all? If one story site automatically pages down shouldn't they all page down? Well shouldn't they? Incidentally, my cat's food is now made by a company called Purina. By associating itself with purity, that name seemed as comforting as a water company called Aluminium, or a train company called Accidental.

They should have called it Purrina