I think the reason we don't see tigers at the doctors is because they are all in Bupa and go private.

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But then again I suppose they'd probably go to the vets. I don't go to the vets so I wouldn't know. I'll ask the Llama that lives next door if he has seen any tigers getting their blood pressure checked recently.

Yes I have seen an eighty year old tiger. My neighbour is an 84 year old tiger actually. And, as far as I am aware, she has never suffered from blocked arteries - just bad breath and flatulance.

And, yes we have pointy teeth, which you'd think are designed for tearing meat. But so do mountain gorillas and they don't eat meat - they just graze on nuts and fruit and berries and stuff. So get your teeth into that!

Personally, I think it probably depends on your blood type whether or not you should eat meat and what meat. I avoid red meat but eat lots of fish and poultry. If I don't eat lots of protein I go a bit mad.

OK, I was exaggerating about quorn giving you thrush, but it you have a tendency to yeasty type problems (either thrush or in digestive system - it's v. common, y'know) then foods like mushrooms can make it worse.

That's Dr Cath's nutrition lesson for today. Off to pull some more porn taches. x

The mad thread continues......

what is a porn tache?

If we are what we eat then I am a bowl of Ben & Jerry's Karamel Sutra icecream and I suddenly fancy myself

Adele.

If we are what we eat then I am a bowl of Ben & Jerry's Karamel Sutra icecream and I suddenly fancy myself

Adele.

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Man, it makes you see double, what's in this stuff???

But so do mountain gorillas and they don't eat meat

gorillas are just too fat to catch anything. They eat anything, even people. Why do you think we keep them in cages?

Colin

Yes, please, I want to know what porn tache is also!

re. porn tache, check out the picture at http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/actors/ron-jeremy/

But beware if you google Ron Jeremy any further because he is the porn 'star' owner of said 'porn' tache

see also Harmar Superstar for a non porno version. http://www.aversion.com/bands/harmarsuperstar/

Skippo reckons it's gonna be all the rage - I can't see my wife wearing one.

Beadle

Great examples, Beadle. I'm right - porn taches are gonna be huge in '05!

Trust me, I live near Shoreditch - where they revived the mullet.

Cath

I read that prostitution is now legal in the UK.
You guys and your advanced morals. I am now very very jealous of you all.

Re: The Hedgehog, have you actually seen that site rotten.com, that has to be the sickest site ever. I love it.

The mullet? Thank god I'm bald!

I don't think prostitution was ever illegal. It's soliciting they get done for.

Yeah, I think Colin's right.

Now I get it. (And there was me thinking there was going to be something utilitarian about it.....)