Davey,

Your weapons are words? Are you a bad ass gansta rapper? Please dont do a drive by on me...... Is drive by hyphenated?.............

No no no, Marj, you got it all wrong. My words are weapons. Jay-sus, what is there to get about that? I iz almost a gangsta rapper cept I don't have a car, and never ever rap. Can't do drive by's but iz so hard I do run bys, and yes sometimes even walkbys, where I don't even use a gun, just ram the bullett into one's flesh. The shock'll kill ya lassie...

Considering Scottish girls rock, I'll let you off (again) and you won't get any by'ed. (Please note that reads like "alibi" to all those currently screwing their foreheads and whisperin "What the fuck is he on about?")

Dunno about hyphens, but I know that needs some serious punctuation.

But you should be more respectful to people who are trying to help, coz believe me if Dee took the time to read your stuff and comment she was trying to help. If you feel patronised by this, then what you gonna do when your stuff gets mountains of rejection letters and you dunno why? Ask for help? Who's gonna want to give you it from here now, considering you blew up at one of our most respected WW crew just for trying to give you some of her probably very valuable time? Listen, this site has its ups and downs and we don't all patronise each other and I've insulted a few and they me, and I personally won't comment on someone's work if they can't take truthfulness, else what's the point, but it is fuckin useful and a Godsend if you are serious about writing. So don't get all hoighty toighty and accept your stuff is shite, and just work on getting better.

That was a joke. hahahaha. The first bit was all true though.

Silver - is Batshit Bruce Wayne's dog what he dresses up like a bat, like?

I isn't crazy, in fact very lucid.

Love and batshit

Bruce Wayne Jnr




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Just remembered I do have a car, else how did I get to work? The Lasagnes aren't running today (fackin public transport...)

Can't rap though...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! What in fecks name is so difficult to understand about this? I did not have a problem with Dee criticising my work - structure, content whatever (and by the way she didn't totally diss it - she had somw good stuff to say). What I object to is being patronised. Thats all! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhh...........

Davster, you gangster rappin', forum-ripping, non-crunchy and non-policing babe: you have the right to call me anything you like. xxx

I don't understand. Listen love, just carry on what your doing, it'll be fine. After all, its good to see a girl actually writing, let alone commenting on each other's stuff. Well done to all of you. I think its so clever.

There you go, Marj, that is patronising.

Giving you help, nah I think that's just being friendly.

Now, everyone take a big chill pill and welcome Marj into the group. She lives in Scotland, thus must be freezin, so light the fire, let her in, listen to her stories and then tell her where it's all going wrong.

And Marj, you're not allowed to comment on anyone's work for 6 months.

And everyone owes me 15.99 for new rules and registration:

Send cheques and chickens to:

Donald Trump
The Batcave
5 Batshit Crazy Avenue
Basildonk
SCOTLAND
BS1 666

Fackin ell what a load of shite...

I'm gonna go and rest my lazy eye, so you all become friends and I'll see ya later.

And Marj, givvus another scream.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...





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Thanks Skip - I'll give it some thought...

Adam, in the UK a lunchbox is what the athlete Linford Christie has down the front of his shorts that makes white guys feel so threatened when he runs. Nope, I don't think I'm one of them...

Dav, mon chevalier...

Oh Davey, you crazy, crazy master of ceremonies. I just can't keep up with your surreal mind. I must be getting brain freeze up here in icy Glasgow.

Adam, oh I see:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lunchbox&r=f

No to #1
poss to 2&3, you'll just have to imagine

Adele.

Can we please have a minute's silence to mourn the loss of Davey's sanity?









Thank you.

BTW Adele, why is it only white guys that get threatened by Linford's lunch box? I keep my sandwiches in an old Walls ice cream container and feel really quite secure, thank you very much.

Beadle

Beadle, I am glad to hear that you are green from recycling said container and not from envy - you are clearly a fine example to worldwide blokedom

I believe, Beadle, you've both drawn attention to and unwittingly identified the reasons behind Dav's behaviour: Obviously A few sandwiches escaped from his lunchbox.

Cath

p.s. Although Dav, you know I like it when you're crazy - especially the batshit variety, and I know it's not what's in the lunchbox that counts, it's the lunchbox itself. No doubt yours is really top of the range with a Transformers or Starwars design and a free sporty drinking bottle (definitely not a recycled Walls carton).

now I have lunchbox envy...

Haha!

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It's OK, Beadle, you still clearly are, as Adele says, a fine example to worldwide blokedom. It's just Dav is a fine example to worldwide studdom - but I'm his guru and he pays me £15.99 a month for comments like that.

£15.99 a month? No wonder he can't afford his meds.

If he carries on like this he will either become a care in the community case or he'll get a job in customer services for the railways.