I recently uploaded a short story called "Coat Hanger on a String" to the archive.
The story came about from a discussion in the Lounge (see the "Bad Sex Award" thread), resulting in a (possibly slightly tongue-in-cheek) challenge to make a piece of mangy string and a coathanger seem erotic.
Credit goes to JB (waxlyrikal) for throwing down the gauntlet, and Cath (Skippoo) for prompting me to think of it as a challenge instead of just an amusing image.
Alex