Ha ha ha ha.
Or even, taking all the E's from alphabet soup.
<Added>Just ignore me, I can't help playing with the theme:
Pail of water + kiddies sandbox = DIY quicksand.
One foot in the loo = sucked down in the bog.
Crucified on a clothes hanger (very un-PC).
Falling off laddered tights.
Freeze to death with an ice cube on the head
For the trekki: sucked into a Dyson vortex.
<Added>Expose yourself to bird flu = rubber duck in the bath.
Eat yourself to death with a large bowl of peas and a pair of chopsticks.
Cause an avalanche by yodelling into your ice box.