Renowned Luddite confused by new technology:
Dislikes garden gnomes. Have a look.
<Added>Yes, sorry the link thing to the piece I just posted didn't work at all. If anyone can put me straight on how it's done I'l be eternally grateful etc. New here, find it all very confusing, help help...
<Added>Trying again:
http://www.writewords.org.uk/archive/16515.asp