It is with deep regret that I have to inform you that fictional boy wizard Harry Potter is no more:

http://www.writewords.org.uk/archive/3724.asp

Now before the pro-JKR lobby string me up, I mean her no harm, I am not jealous lunatic that only wrote ythis out of spite it's a bit of pointless fun.

Enjoy.

Ben, this is the funniest thing I've read for ages!

Dee