Oh, yes!

Jem, have you found something on tv that isn't footie?

I love this man's enthusiasm. I didn't see it though cos we went to the pub because I needed to get pissed. Will watch tomorrow.

You won't be disappointed, Jem! Gaz was at his very best, persuading sullen groups of youths to burst into song. I don't know how he does it.

Can't wait, Nessie.

Watched it last night. Brilliant.

Yes, it was. Him and Mary Portus are my two fave programmes at the moment.

Me too!

Jem, you're going to have to marry me, you know.

I have a brilliant book rec for you too:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Their-Finest-Hour-Lissa-Evans/dp/0385614233

Wonderful book.

I love Mary Portas!

Oh, another one, Caroline! Haven't read the first yet! That's because I'm reading an Elizabeth Taylor. One puff on the back is from none other than your other girl crush Sarah Waters, who says, "Elizabeth Taylor is my favourite writer."

Mary is amazing, isn't she! Did you see the fruit and veg one? Glad you love her too, Nessie!i

I was very into ET a good few years back, Jem, but maybe ought to have another look. She is a brilliant, under-rated writer, isn;t she?