I don't mind telling you. I'll never write it. It involved a host of international nightclubs pushing a new kind of drug that Bond is sent to investigate, pitting him against the owner, an evil homosexual with a choice line in poisons. That's about as far as I got.

JB

Sounds good

And one of the effects of the choice poison is you end up in transit to a different planet and have to wear your bathing trunks at all times?

Just tying plot strands together

Sarah

Ooh, tie away... Can we have a pussy cat in there too, for good measure?

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And one of the effects of the choice poison is you end up in transit to a different planet and have to wear your bathing trunks at all times?

Lol! (It might get a bit chilly round Xmas time?)

Well...actually...my cunning plan was to have all these poisons mess with the brain, and in a highly controversial and highly unlikely scene, I was going to have Bond sprayed in the face with a toxin and go all mushy, giving us our 1st gay kiss of the Bond series. Ok, Ok, I said it was highly unlikely!!! But fuck it, if they want Bond to catch up with the millenium, why the hell not?

(Don't worry, I'll never write it, and even if I did, the chances of it seeing the light of day would be about as minimal as Ian Fleming writing another book.)

JB

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We can have the pussy Casey. I'm not that militant.

LOL, JB!

Actually, i quite fancy watching Danny boy do the first Bond gay kiss. And i sense you've warmed to him over the last couple a years, JB. Come on, admit,it - you too fancy the... er... trunks off him.

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I like his eyes, but his face is still a bit too spongy for me, sorry!

JB

Spongy?

Sarah

Well, he can soak me up anytime. But only if he finally moves on from Vesper, aarghhh!

Funny bloke, mind. Always looks terrified when i've seen him on Jonathan Ross.

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Really? Did he appear shaken or stirred? (Sorry couldn't help myself).

Yes. DC is a Void Man. Looks great, but somehow, you just can't fancy him.

JB

LOL! I think shaken and stirred and very paranoid of any question JR asks.

Looks great, but somehow, you just can't fancy him.

Ohmigod, the male criteria for sh**ging someone really has swung the other way.

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