I need help.

I typed "desperate, wannabe writer seeks expert advice" in Google and found this website.

I'm in the process of writing a book based upon my real life adventures of performing as one of Britain's most notorious sporting mascots - Cyril the Swan.

I think the book is going well, although it's difficult to fully gauge as I have never written anything before.

Very shortly, I'm going to need help and advice on what to do with the finished piece.

And so here I am.

Really? You're the one who got in the scrap with that giant fluffy lion from Millwall? We'd better not mess with you, then! But seriously, welcome, and those among us who are footie fans are proud to have such a celebrity in our midst.

Rosy

Welcome indeed, Mr Swan. I had to take on the guise of Lenny The Lion, the Shrewsbury Town dude but, it was strictly a one-off!

I presume your stuff is broadly non-fiction and can't see why it wouldn't have an immediate appeal to the fans of Swansea Town and maybe a broader sporting audience.

Good luck with it!