what about looking up the Bookseller/ Diagram prize for some titles?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6437705.stm

"It was a dark and story night"

This must the writer's equivalent of the Freudian slip.

"It was a dark and story night"

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That's what I meant to do

This must be. Last attempt.

Trouble is, if they're bad enough, they're actually brilliantly funny!

A friend brought me a copy of this one back from the States. It's glorious.

http://www.amazon.com/Knitting-Dog-Hair-Better-Sweater/dp/0312152906

Rosy

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(Perhaps of particular note to you, Mitten, given your user name.)

How about "The Swan" by Naomi Campbell? Haven't read it myself but I hear it got absolutely slaughtered by reviewers

Naomi Campbell hadn't read it either, so you're in good company, SS.

Emma

Lol, Emma!

Rosy x

I'm glad none of my work has been mentioned in your list so far. AAAGH!!!!

A friend brought me a copy of this one back from the States. It's glorious. http://www.amazon.com/Knitting-Dog-Hair-Better-Sweater/dp/0312152906 Rosy

Which just goes to show that if a book is truly terrible or weird people will buy it anyway!
Take care
Tracy