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Anti-Valentine`s Limerick

by Non-Bard 

Posted: 14 February 2005
Word Count: 30

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My sweet valentine,
So fragrant and fine,
Straight in-to bed we did fall.

Although she was sweet,
When smelt I her feet,
Wished I she were not mine at all.

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crowspark at 12:50 on 14 February 2005  Report this post
Welcome to Write Words David.
An interesting posting. Why was he smelling her feet anyway? (Perhaps best not to ask.)
Very funny.

joanie at 21:20 on 14 February 2005  Report this post
Ugh! Hard luck, Non-bard! I like this!


TheGodfather at 02:33 on 15 February 2005  Report this post

Oh how bardish of you. Welcome to Writewords! Humorous. Kinky. I have made a habit of sniffin' my Valentine's feet each year too just to see if we're compatible. Funny stuff. Read you around.


paul53 [for I am he] at 15:14 on 09 March 2005  Report this post
An excellent little piece. I can think of a few folk I'd like to send it to next year ...

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