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LYRICAL POEMS

by roovacrag 

Posted: 26 December 2004
Word Count: 60


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POEM 1.
There was a veggie from Leeds
who ate a plateful of seeds
within a few hours
her head was in flowers
yet her armpits was covered in weeds.

poem 2.

Lapdancer living in Cheshire
used to cock her leg over the dresser
one day it was painted
she nearly fainted
as her assets got stuck and got fresher.






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Mr B. at 15:43 on 27 December 2004  Report this post
More limericks!
Both good - second one in particular had me weeing myself (nearly)! I could hear Ronnie Barker reciting it!

roovacrag at 21:04 on 27 December 2004  Report this post
Mr B could have said the original version.

Plenty of these around like the first one.

Just to cheer up after xmas.

xx Alice

Ticonderoga at 10:48 on 29 December 2004  Report this post
Titter!

Mike

roovacrag at 21:39 on 31 December 2004  Report this post
Mike many thanks for the one word that said it all. Was a titter to one and all.

HAPPY NEW YEAR MIKE.
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ALICE JOY

gard at 00:01 on 05 January 2005  Report this post
Hi Rovaa!

ha ha very funny, clever little limericks!

G


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