State of The Art

A paradigm shift in technology has just occurred. A state of the art innovation in data storage, management and retrieval. The name: Self Editing Easy Data System - SEEDS. This is not a sales pitch but a disinterested analysis of this extraordinary new concept that combines low cost affordability; a revolutionary self editing, self-limiting data management system; absolute simplicity and ease of use; driven by the most powerful operating system currently known. And it is extraordinarily cheap as its anonymous creator, in the spirit of the original Internet, wants this system to roll-out to everyone, unhindered by price disincentive or off-putting technical complexity. A system for all that everyone can afford. A people's system.

Some SEEDS Operational Semantics are essential to fully communicate its unique qualities. The following lists the groundbreaking benefits of this new development.

 Built In Relevance Determination. A revolutionary concept: instead of a massive quantitative database with a powerful search engine, SEEDS self-limits information by dynamic relevance criteria. It dispenses with search engine power through Pre-Input Semantic Selection and Editing of Data. This is an Information judgement system going way beyond mere storage and retrievability.

 Minimal set up costs and very low ongoing maintenance expenditure. Minimal power requirements.

 Totally Wire-less Application Technology. World-wide compatibility with all interfacing systems and technology.

 Linear Data Streaming. This feature enables elegant data structure solutions with no system imposed architecture. The default linear data structure can be altered at will with no damaging downstream system impact.

 Modular Architecture Dimensionality. Inter-linked individual SEEDS units can create complex 3 dimensional meta-system librarial structures of extraordinary comprehensiveness and instant information retrieval.

 Light, compact, totally portable. Flexi-structure design means SEEDS can be fully functional in compact mode (a mere 25% or less of optimum operational size).

 Free Upgrade: so confident is the inventor, of SEEDS' robustness and unique system longevity, that he undertakes to replace the operating system, free of charge if SEEDS' Computer Operational Relevance Notation is surpassed, either in power or application utility, within five years.

 Peripherals Expense Elimination System. The SEEDS marketing infrastructure communications have been carefully refined to achieve what we like to call a total customer unique networked transmissability. (Don't even think about it). Components are easily available, inexpensive, and robust. In extensive system testing, the critical functions have never failed.

 Easy Access and Retrieval are central features of SEEDS. It even provides a transparent self-prompt system to ensure that all outstanding live issues are constantly brought to the attention.

 Zero Induction Training because SEEDS is so easy to use, once users are introduced to it, its built in flexibility empowers them to develop it quickly to their own personal idiosyncratic needs and preferences.

 Total Information Transparency: all information availability is immediate and transparent.

 Ongoing recording and update is simplicity itself with SEEDS's Judgement Adjustment Matrix.

 SEEDS is totally compatible with all current systems in the market place. All adaptation derives solely from the quality of the basic software.

 SEEDS's Overall Active Transmission System makes it fax, e.mail and even post compatible at negligible cost.

 Data Input Modulation. No frills, no fuss, so simple that even young children can use the system quickly and effectively.

 Data Amendment and Deletion is simple, easy and effective.

 A mega-bit of Double Integrated Storage and Data Access Transmission.

 Black and White and Full Colour compatible system.

 Full, hassle free, re-cyclability of all components.

 Widespread availability. Through its Multi Outlet Matrix initiative, the SEEDS programme suite and intentionally limited model range, is making SEEDS packages available at a multiplicity of retail outlet nodes.

 User Feedback Outlines means the SEEDS system is the most universally tried and tested Data And Fact Transmission currently available in the market place.

 SEEDS is totally compatible and can interface with all historic recording systems without intervening software.

 A massive programme of customer feedback has been undertaken under our Customer Reverb Answerback Programme which for efficient information streaming has relied heavily on the Customer Unique Network Transmission System.

The results are startling: 100% delight and satisfaction, even to the point where many customers report a deep psychological, tactile and emotional affinity with SEEDS components. Recipients of SEEDS-based communications report delight at reception and experience keen disappointment on any days when no SEEDS contact is received.

SEEDS ACQUISITION

This could not be simpler. Go to your printer, any make will do. Remove the top two sheets from the input tray. Then get two large foolscap envelopes. On the first envelope right the words 'CRITICAL ARCHIVE' and put to one side. Self address the second envelope and add a second class stamp. If you want to defer delivery for a few days add a first class stamp instead.

On the top of the first sheet write in bold capitals 'SEEDS'. Put to one side and take the second sheet. On the second sheet write the following:

'Never, Ever Forget

Computers should be used for, and only ever used for, those tasks which cannot be accomplished without them. Never computerise any data you don't need, especially data that you think it might be nice to know or for which you can imagine a possible future use.'

Place this sheet of paper in the Critical Archive envelope, seal and place where it can always be seen. Place the SEEDS headed sheet in the self-addressed envelope, seal and post.

Within a period of 2 to 6 days you will be the proud owner of your first SEEDS component. Additional components can be obtained from any stationers. Until the full product launch, retailers are still selling SEEDS under its prototype product designation:

'An A4 sheet of paper'

I hope dear reader you don't feel too cheated. Despite the execrable verbiage in which it is expressed, I believe every statement made about SEEDS above to be true and verifiable. If all else fails try the acronym game - if you haven't already.

Regards

Zettel.