Grandpa used to say
It's better to be pissed off
than pissed on.
I need to hear him say that
right here in the locker room.

That damn referee
that I punched
ejected me.
I flung my arms and gave him the finger
and stormed out, throwing a chair.

I've been pissed on
and will not put up with it.
I'd apologize,
but he flipped me off too
as I was leaving the floor.
And all I could do was laugh.