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The Mighty `O`

by The Walrus 

Posted: 25 July 2004
Word Count: 107


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I want to find the bastard
who told me, somewhat contemptuously,
that Father Christmas didn't exist.

I would also like to find the killjoy
who made me trade my Wendy House for a mortgage,
my Spacehopper for a hatchback
and my water pistol for a diplomatic tongue.

And, finally for all the other miserable cynics
who sold out to adulthood
I'd like to slap them, firmly,
around the face.

But more than anything else,
I would like to find, and warmly embrace,
the genius for giving us the mighty 'O'
and, from a purely female perspective,
why make do with quality
when you can have quantity too?






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Fearless at 08:45 on 25 July 2004  Report this post
Yes, jealous, in matters of the mighty 'O' (and others besides), that I am not a woman. Time to shave my legs.

Fearless

joanie at 08:48 on 25 July 2004  Report this post
Wonderful! I agree wholeheartedly with it all. ..and I enjoyed it too! (The poem, I mean)
joanie

The Walrus at 09:02 on 25 July 2004  Report this post
I sympathise Fearless... given the ability to pee standing up (which is actually pretty cool) or multiple O's I know my preference lol.

Thanks Joanie, glad you enjoyed 'it';-)

The Walrus

olebut at 09:51 on 25 July 2004  Report this post
Walrus

thought this was about Roy Orbison !

take care

david


The Walrus at 11:08 on 25 July 2004  Report this post
Sorry to disappoint David!

The Walrus


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