New documents released: Further reading mind cause upset!

This is going to be hard to believe but keep an open mind because it’s all true

Father Christmas, good Ol' Nick was REAL, no joke, Santa did grace the sky every Christmas eve

We have all be feed a terrible lie that he never existed because the man did, Santa was real but his fate was so appalling it was believed too dreadful to tell the children about but I can divulge all now!

During the Second World War good Old Nick was still delivering presents to all those kids all over the world (and even the bad because the kind hearted old man could not really leave them out… could he) Germany included (the children are always innocent)

Anyhow.........

I'll keep this short because I still find the details hard to swallow; in fact the tears in my eyes blur the screen before me

Santa was doing his good deed when Nazi security spotted a UFO in the sky, most likely a enemy plane, now they did not believe in Santa (many adults didn’t, most dismiss what they can not explain) and proceeded to shoot the UFO down, they were successful and blew Santa right out of the sky, reindeers and all, by the time those poor bastards hit the ground Rudolf was not the only reindeer with a red nose! Santa was dead, killed by Nazi Germany! (but remember the war is long over so please forgive them)

Another quick note:

America were worried Santa could turn with age and a man able to get into every home in the world in one night was a definite threat, imagine what he could get, what he could do, and find out; no one in the world could stop him...why? He’s too damn fast. A terrible thought but a chance the Americans did not want to take, Santa had to go!

So Santa’s days were numbered either way

The good are always questioned and what does that say for us all when we can not accept something good without expecting, suspecting the bad in it?

Poor fat sod