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Audiville Times weddings
Posted: 25 June 2004
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Mr Corporate Leverage of Gaviscon Bunny Avenue, Printwheel Rotunda, and Miss Sapernicus Toscombe of Babbaling-in-the-Hole were married, argued, separated, procreated and divorced within same ceremony under special deal at Our Lady-on-the-Edge Church, Audiville.
Tegwin McFuttocks of Wannabe Close and Miss Catfish McTetris-McTetris of Zoological Gardens were married at St Bartholomew-in-the-Bath Church – in haste; repent at leisure centre, 8 for 8.30.
Small ads
Registered pet-sitter, I will sit on your pet, £4
Adjustable message bed, gently e-mails you as you sleep, over 1000 adjustable messages, some abusive! Cost £20 new, will accept £700 or wild offers.
Large tin of fish, bought in error, will swap for Sony radio tuner.
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 Al T at 16:56 on 25 June 2004
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Audiman, more hilarious small ads - particularly the pet-sitter (not that I approve of that kid of thing, you understand :))
The wedding announcements though were not dissimilar to those found in the pages of the New York Times.
Adele L Hildabeest III
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