Audiville Times small ads
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Audiman
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Posted: 21 June 2004 Word Count: 157 |
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Baby’s balti cookset. Used once. Also terribly ill baby. Free to good home. £13 or more to bad one.
Cat belonging to Mrs McTextiles of 3a Sedative Crescent, Nunchurch, Audiville. Available for sale to Mrs McTextiles, £300 ono, meet behind church, bring used notes.
Dirty girl, special way of kissing, catarrh cure guaranteed.
Siamese twins, £20 the pair, will split for £43,000 + VAT.
Huge, pneumatic Frenchman made out of tyres seeks way out of company logo.
Weight loss. Lose 2 stone in under a minute with my rotary saw, £5.
Stopping smoking? I will beat your cigarette cravings, by giving you cigarettes, £2.12.
Stairlifts, buggies and wheelchairs for elderly, various sizes and types, 392 Everest Drive, 14th floor, lift out of order, buttery stairs, buyer collects, £2.
Half a peanut for sale, allergy forces sale, also full wardrobe of men’s clothes, car, house, golf clubs, other personal items, will swap for bungalow with pretty garden, £1.20
Cat belonging to Mrs McTextiles of 3a Sedative Crescent, Nunchurch, Audiville. Available for sale to Mrs McTextiles, £300 ono, meet behind church, bring used notes.
Dirty girl, special way of kissing, catarrh cure guaranteed.
Siamese twins, £20 the pair, will split for £43,000 + VAT.
Huge, pneumatic Frenchman made out of tyres seeks way out of company logo.
Weight loss. Lose 2 stone in under a minute with my rotary saw, £5.
Stopping smoking? I will beat your cigarette cravings, by giving you cigarettes, £2.12.
Stairlifts, buggies and wheelchairs for elderly, various sizes and types, 392 Everest Drive, 14th floor, lift out of order, buttery stairs, buyer collects, £2.
Half a peanut for sale, allergy forces sale, also full wardrobe of men’s clothes, car, house, golf clubs, other personal items, will swap for bungalow with pretty garden, £1.20
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