He opened his gown and gave her a beam,
but Jenny was shocked and she let out a scream;
it was visible proof that it wasn't a dream -
He was actually wearing her thong,

in a delicate shade of wild strawberries and cream
with initials of most of the basketball team
and acknowledgements written in verse on the seam
plus the opening lines of a song.

She protested, "It's nothing like what it must seem.
It was just Fancy Dress with an Ann Summers theme.
They were having a laugh, simply letting off steam!"

How can nine seven-footers be wrong??