Login   Sign Up 




Posted: 27 April 2004
Word Count: 190
Summary: I think this is poetry?? (No it doesn't scan! )PS - THIS IS MYBIRTHDAY POEM.

Font Size

Printable Version
Print Double spaced

My dogs name is Tinny, cause he’s gray around his bum
Hee,hee, and I like writing poetries
‘Cause I don’t get told off by my mum

But last night I wrote poetree for my Uncle Billy
Mum got mad and tore it up
And all I said was willy.

Then my mate Danny Mackie wee’d on the garden shed
But the window was still open,
And he just missed Grandads head.

Grandad came out steaming, picked up a bamboo stick
Yelled “Come here you little b*****s”
But we both shot through, quick!

On our bikes we rode like stink, down to Brownleys shop
To try and pinch some bubblegum
‘Cause licorice ain’t much chop.

I think that Mr Brownley must have lost his pen and pad
But how they got in Millies’ blouse
I’ll have to ask my Dad.

But I don’t think he’ll tell me, he’ll say “Go ask your Mum.”
Then she might get a bit narky
So I think I’ll just keep shtum.

Well, I reckon Saturdays over, had great fun with me mate
Yuk, its church tomorrow morning
Yay, I’ll take a cockroach for the plate.

Favourite this work Favourite This Author

Comments by other Members

Nell at 07:07 on 27 April 2004  Report this post
John HAPPY BIRTHDAY! This made me smile - I didn't think to write a birthday poem, but this one will do nicely - Thanks!


roovacrag at 07:18 on 27 April 2004  Report this post
happy birthday to you
this poem will do
words were all perfect
so for me it will do.

Loved it John,great poem.
Wish i could see the ministers face when he saw the plate.Must have thanked the lord for anotherone to join the flock.

Well done,you have a great sense of humour.
xx Alice

Lawrenco at 07:29 on 27 April 2004  Report this post
Well "stone the crows ","shave mi antlers".
Thet ave byirthdays miles away where it`s dark(at night).Cor what a moonshine,pull you pants up,Kiwi scally!I`ll shaw ya wot for ! Happy Birthday, John.
John Pirtle Ha ,Ha, Ha.(after Ronny Doyle).


Oops! Roddy Doyle.

bjlangley at 14:33 on 27 April 2004  Report this post
Well I enjoyed it. It's my kind of poetry.

Happy Birthday.

All the best,


Epona Love at 16:38 on 27 April 2004  Report this post
Wonderfull, and happy birthday! I love the idea of writeing about childhood as though you are still there... and you do it so well. It really brightens the day... hope that you enjoy your birthday as much as we have enjoyed your poem.


gard at 00:09 on 29 April 2004  Report this post
Hi Longjohn!

I'm running behind on everything. Happy Birthday!

Such a fun refreshing, from all the seriouness, piece I think its great!!


To post comments you need to become a member. If you are already a member, please log in .