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Recipe for man.

by roovacrag 

Posted: 07 March 2004
Word Count: 36
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How to cook up a man
as best as you can

Take one male,any male
Stir not shakened,
dash of spice,
nice,
peppers,make him hot
plenty of seasoning
no reasoning
crumpet cooked up in a pot.






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word`s worth at 16:38 on 07 March 2004  Report this post
Alice...what a tasty meal!

Love the line about no reasoning...Do you think Delia Smith would be interested in this??? ;)

Nahed x
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Fearless at 17:45 on 07 March 2004  Report this post
Tut tut, reads like an 'ballad of a cokkin' misandrist'. Funny though.

Fearless (who looked up the female equivalent of 'misogynist')

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...I meant "cookin'", ahem.
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miffle at 10:23 on 08 March 2004  Report this post
Quirky poem Alice. 'peppers, make him hot' - yes, a good idea chillis release endorphins (happy chemicals) in the blood producint a natural high in the eater. 'crumpet' - good one! I think it's only ever been associated with women before (!?) so why not reclaim it and use it for men! 'no reasoning' - liked this too like Nahed.

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meant producing
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igbit33 at 11:59 on 08 March 2004  Report this post
Hi there Al,

A great poem, as ever - you minx, you!

Iggy. xx
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