There was an old bully called Priti
who’s antics raised cries through The City.
By hook or by crook
she’s now off the hook.
Hypocrisy never looks pretty.

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Now Boris, his spending is strident,
Just announced that he’s upgrading Trident!
More food banks?  A breeze!
And an NHS freeze
makes his spending on nukes seem quite vibrant.

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Tomorrow we might get a clue
on Christmas and what we can do.
On plans we can fix
And if we can mix
and when we can meet, where and who!