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The Postie Scale (Weather)

by Bay Stokes 

Posted: 09 February 2017
Word Count: 178
Summary: With deference to the world renowned Beaufort Scale, there is a new Winter weather guide, which I have called, "The Postie Scale."


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With deference to the world renowned Beaufort Scale, there is a new Winter weather guide, which I have called, "The Postie Scale."

I have noticed near me in London, Posties were wearing shorts throughout December 2016, only donning trousers for the January 2017 cold snap. I assumed there must have been some Postie sweepstake as they were sent out from the local sorting office. Who could go the longest and prove their ruggedness?

I have seen they are now back in shorts.

I therefore have my own variation on the world renowned Beaufort Scale, which I call the ‘Postie Scale’. It is only applicable in the Winter months and goes as follows.
  1. Postie in shorts with fleece tied around waist   =  cold
  2. Postie in shorts and wearing fleece                     =  very cold
  3. Postie in shorts and wearing jacket                     =  cold and wet
  4. Postie in trousers and wearing jacket                 =  expect blizzard or arctic conditions
I can see today is a 2. on the Postie Scale, so for me that means a coat, hat and gloves and probably a brolly!






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TassieDevil at 12:29 on 12 February 2017  Report this post
Interesting idea Johnathan and sadly accurate.
Not much more I can say about this but if you're serious about participating in this site, I'd suggest that you join a group and get involved with that.
Most members don't comment on stuff outside the group postings. I did now because I liked the title and just wanted to help guide you as a newbie. Best of luck.
Alan


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