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Wildlife in the Garden

by James Graham 

Posted: 08 November 2014
Word Count: 196
Summary: For Challenge 268


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Wildlife in the Garden

I spotted it at dusk
among the dogwoods
at the bottom of my garden.
No need to look it up
in my Observer’s Book of Beasts,
I knew exactly what it was.

About the size
of a baby dragon
- draco sylvestris, found
in our native woods -
but very different:
bird-footed, scaly-tailed,
spiny-backed, neck like a hawser.

At first it didn’t see me.
It was staring
at something in the undergrowth.
But as it turned its head
I knew I’d better
turn away.

Better safe than sorry.
I’d run out
of phoenix tears
so got some Extra Strength
as soon as the chemist opened.

Next evening
there it was again.
I took two spoonfuls
of the linctus
went out
and looked it in the eye.

It stared and stared.
I stared and stared.
I stared it out.

Gnomes are so last century.
Stone lions, frogs in dinner-suits,
are naff. Fauns, kittens, bunnies:
pretty-pretty. I have a special
garden ornament.

And by the way, I know
what it was staring at that night.
Among the weeds
just under the hedge
I found a rat,
eyes wide in terror,
turned to stone.
 






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V`yonne at 12:54 on 09 November 2014  Report this post

No need to look it up
in my Observer’s Book of Beasts,

LOL
and

Gnomes are so last century.
Stone lions, frogs in dinner-suits,
are naff.

I just LOVE THAT laugh

The only bit I don't really get is EXTRA STRENGTH what? Me being stupid probably. Anyway I am not getting any funny poems at TLWs for Winter and I would love one so why don't you submit this little gem? I love to lighten the mood sometimes.

Bazz at 17:59 on 09 November 2014  Report this post
Hi James, very invenitve, I especially like the ending. Just wondering, had the narrator turned the rat, and then the dragon, to stone, or did the dragon turn it to stone? (i wasn't sure)

James Graham at 19:50 on 09 November 2014  Report this post
Extra strength phoenix tears! Surely everybody knows wink that the tears of a phoenix are the antidote to the basilisk's power to turn you to stone! In the Greek version, anyway. Extra Strength allows you to turn it to stone.
 

Had the narrator turned the rat, and then the dragon, to stone, or did the dragon turn it to stone?


Maybe not as clear as it should be. Though it says 'I know what it was staring at' referring back to the fact that when it was first spotted the creature was looking at 'something in the undergrowth'. It was a terrified rat. Petrified, indeed.

James.
 

crowspark at 07:45 on 11 November 2014  Report this post
Very witty and entertaining, James and loved the references. I also was puzzled at the two "victims" assuming on the first read that there was just a rat. However, very enjoyable poem.

Bill


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