PREGNANT PAUSE??
by roovacrag
Posted: 27 January 2004 Word Count: 59 |
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Pickles with custard
jelly with mustard
Juicy lump of coal
Chilli with jam
peanut butter and spam
Ice cream with lollys cold
Husband cringes
wife with binges
not knowing what to do.
Has no one guessed
what's going on
No, its not the flu.
Just a mild attack
nine months it takes
Yes you guessed it
A pregnant pause
jelly with mustard
Juicy lump of coal
Chilli with jam
peanut butter and spam
Ice cream with lollys cold
Husband cringes
wife with binges
not knowing what to do.
Has no one guessed
what's going on
No, its not the flu.
Just a mild attack
nine months it takes
Yes you guessed it
A pregnant pause
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