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Catching Clever Chris

by Jibunnessa 

Posted: 21 April 2003
Word Count: 165
Summary: From the novel, ‘Shaquilla’s Papers’. Shaquilla herself wrote this as a teenager, in response to a news item she saw on the telly.


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Crazy copper Colin
Caught curious cleaner Chris
Coveting considerable cash
Conning curry cook, Codom Coxijee.
Creatively, Chris, clever cad, conman
Composed convincing correspondence.
Canadian credit companies
Casually converted
Colossal crates containing currency.

Crazy copper Colin
Catching curious cleaner Chris
Consuming costly cavier,
Casually combated
Causing
Considerable culinary confusion.
Caterers, cooks, cuddly courting couples,
Clearing complete corner
Continued clapping constantly.

Confined,
Cool, clever Chris
Considered
“Can crocodiles crunch corduroyed cardigans?
Can castrated cattle copulate copiously?
Can corrugated cabins correctly-constructed,
Create congenial comfort?
Can consuming crunchy corn crickets
Curtail colonic commotion?
Can curiosity cause cats catastrophic calamities?
Can corrective classes correct Chris?”

Claustrophobic conditions
Concentrated Chris’s contemplation.
Catching cogitative consumption,
Chris crawled curiously.
Cold cave corridors containing creepy creatures
Captured Chris’s consciousness.
Canteen cauliflower-constructed Castilian castles
Consumed cranial crevices
Colluding coldly
Creating comfortless caverns.

Chris cracked constantly.

Christmas cake caught Chris co-operating.
Crackers caused casual clapping.
Carole choir commenced contentedly.
Carter’s competitive crooning
Clear comforting canto
Covered conman cleaner’s crying.
Crimson cascaded Chris’s cut corpse
Completely coating camel-coloured carpet.

“Cost-cutting criterion causing cramped conditions,
Created clever Chris’s corpse!”
Contemplated copper Colin.

Crazy copper Colin
Considerately controlling composure,
Conveyed
Convincing
Condolences.


---Jib, 8.39 am, Huang Dao, China, 17 Aug 2001. From the novel, ‘Shaquilla’s Papers’. Shaquilla herself wrote this as a teenager, in response to a news item she saw on the telly.






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Jibunnessa at 00:11 on 22 April 2003  Report this post
I may well NOT use the whole of this poem or the 'Bananas Became Bats' one. Probably will only use little snippets in the actual novel in the end.

Anyway guys, would be good to see what you think

roger at 08:54 on 22 April 2003  Report this post
Hey, that's soooo clever! Why not do another but using 'X' or 'Z'
What's coxijee mean? (Sorry, but I'm from Derby, you see)

Jibunnessa at 09:47 on 22 April 2003  Report this post
Thanks guys. Glad you like this.

Codom Coxijee is the name of the curry cook. Nobody in Indian/Bangladeshi circles would actually have such a name. It's made up. Codom is the name of a Bangladeshi flower. And adding jee to the ends of people's names (job title) is quite common when speaking about someone in the Indian Subcontinent. So, if the guy's surname is really Cox, he could be referred to as Coxijee (like a man who's a teacher might be called Masterjee).

...I couldn't think of any suitable names beginning with C that had the hard K sound. So, a good fudge.

roger at 10:01 on 22 April 2003  Report this post
So you cheated? Still excellent, and thanks for the info. I'm learning so much, I might end up clever - then I'll have to leave Derby, except you can't leave Derby, it's not allowed.

olebut at 17:56 on 28 May 2003  Report this post
very versatile

Jibunnessa at 17:57 on 28 May 2003  Report this post
Me or the poem Olebut darling?

;0)

olebut at 18:56 on 28 May 2003  Report this post
how can I compare I have only seen the poem

Jibunnessa at 19:04 on 28 May 2003  Report this post
Olebut, Olebut darling! You do dissappoint me. With all those poems I have up (excluding the continuous poems) on this site, you've only read the one.

Oh well, there's still time.

---Jib


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